Hi Cruz hahaha (it’s an inside joke)
Chuck Lidell (Chucklidell) via twitter.
I hope I’m part of an inside joke some day, that, sounds hilarious.
Tonight was incredible! Had the best time! Talked with Bono before he went onstage, he is such an amazing man, i look up to him so much. :)
Paris Hilton via Twitter.
ROCK AND ROLL
Have any of yall ever ate SPAM, or a mayo sandwich or how about potted meat, or syrup sandwich,#iadmit I have ate them all and u?
ddockett (Darnell Docket) via twitter
Darnell Docket is a man desperate for two things ; Twitter infamy to the level of Ocho Cinco, and diarrhea.
I wanted to tell my mom when I grow up I wanna be a roach cause they roll deep and pay no bills and do what they want. And they can FLY
The roaches we had took over house, they ate what they want, got in the refridge, talk back, took showers and wore our clothes TRUE Story
How manyof yall had roaches or still have roaches?We had so many in my house they took ovr I had the floor they had the bd, they had wings 2
ddockett (Darnell Dockett) via twitter.
Chances Arizona Defensive End Darnell Dockett completed third grade - Zero
RiversCuomo How could you not like Coldplay?
RiversCuomo (Rivers Cuomo) via Twitter.
Lost…for….words…..off to put “Clocks” on and slip into a coma.
“OGOchoCinco Dis tweet is brought 2 u by Ocho Cinco Condoms. Feel d sensation of celebration everytime u touchdown.”
RT @Kproveaux: @OGOchoCinco.. i went to go buy some occ’s (ocho cinco condoms) and they said i had to be at least12 inches<-read small print
OGOchoCinco Ocho Cinco condoms work 85% of the time, every time.
OGOchoCinco #yournotdaonly1 if she tells u she’s not that type of girl but has a drawer full of Ocho Cinco condoms!
- OGOchoCinco (Chad Ocho Cinco), via Twitter
If a jokes worth saying once, it’s worth driving it into the ground with a barrage of non-sensical tweets.
“@littlebamaguy How’d you like the Baja Fish Taco?”
-Long Silver’s (longjohnslvrs), via twitter.
That’s what she said, Long John Silvers.
“That’s to funny. People definetly crack me up sometimes. (4got the movie) but “(he’s) talkin loud then a mufu**** but ain’t sayin shit.”
-Kawika Mitchell (Ka_Mitchell55), via twitter.
The guys full name is Kiwanuka Mitchell, which I assume (bravely) that he can spell that, but yet he can’t spell “definitely”. That spelling mistake is the 33rd worst thing about this post.
Number 1 thing twitter has taught me: Percentage of NFL players who know the difference between two, to and too? Or their, there and they’re?
Too per cent.
“this entourage episode is so good, piven is great hahaha”
-ChuckLidell, via twitter)
How else does one of the worlds most dangerous men keep his edge? Entourage bitch.
But how does one of the worlds most dangerous men keep in shape??
“follow atrebunskaya my dance partner and don’t forget to vote for both of us tomorrow night. good night evryone”
Ballroom dancing, bitch.
“can only use twitter from my phone here in china even then its is hit or miss”
-Andy Roddick (AndyRoddick), via twitter
Well if you’re in China free internet roaming really is what you should expect.
